25 October 2016

LOCAL TOURIST TO LEARN MONDAY MORE FUN THAN SUNDAY

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"I can't wait until next Monday." 

"I Couldn't Stop Telling My Friends About Monday."


NEAR THE PARK, SAN JUAN DEL SUR  - Although Sunday Funday is dubbed the biggest party in Central America, tourist Adam Vandermay was completely baffled when he woke up Tuesday morning to discover Monday was more fun than Sunday.  "It was weird." said the Canadian college student. "I couldn't stop telling my friends about Monday."  Vandermay has been reportedly heard all around town telling anyone who will listen, "..And another thing about Monday..."
Having seven days of the week here in San Juan, Sunday has always been the favored day with being a 'family day', having it's 'Fundays' and 'Jesus'.  But Vandermay truly believes he has only hit the tip of the iceberg with his 'accidental Monday', and even goes so far as to say that he is confident that the Sunday Funday owners will contact him about setting up his own 'Monday Funday Too.'   

CHICA FINDS TAXI

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"San Juan taxi drivers should really try to stand out." says Nichols


Aimless Wandering and Limited Spanish Prove Big Payoff for Local Tourist



DOWNTOWN, SAN JUAN DEL SUR -  Local tourist Amy Nichols reported that she did indeed find a taxi and arrived safely in Rivas.  Nichols was seen wandering around downtown San Juan for minutes asking any local with a car, "Taxi for chica?  Taxi for chica?"  Finally her perseverance paid off when Taxi Miguel saw the tourist near the market and finally worked up the nerve to ask shyly, "Taxi chica?", becoming the Polo to her Marco.